the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

(via stiflxd)

Does anybody know a way to stop your face from feeling like it’s been repeatedly stabbed after having braces on because I’m in so much fucking pain rn



The year is 2064. Fall Out Boy are sat in a retirement home. One day, while playing a game of bingo, Pete suddenly turns to Patrick. An alarmed expression covers his face as he whispers “we forgot to release the centuries video”

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Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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