toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

(via stiflxd)

Does anybody know a way to stop your face from feeling like it’s been repeatedly stabbed after having braces on because I’m in so much fucking pain rn

like

punkfob:

The year is 2064. Fall Out Boy are sat in a retirement home. One day, while playing a game of bingo, Pete suddenly turns to Patrick. An alarmed expression covers his face as he whispers “we forgot to release the centuries video”

(via jesushadtwodads)

like

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via stiflxd)